I met up with this guy at a restaurant, conversation is going well, up until we order. He then excuses himself and is gone for a seriously long time. I thought he just left, and I was considering paying the bill and ditching out too. Maybe ten minutes later he walks back in with blood shot eyes. I thought he went out and smoked, which is a deal breaker for me so I knew the rest of this date was pointless. Then, he apologizes for his absence and told me I ordered the same dish as his ex and he got emotional and went and cried in his car.
Seriously, I ordered the chicken alfredo, pretty common meal. Needless to say, that was our first and last date.