Your Meetings.
Your Computer.
Zero Cloud.

Shmeetings transcribes and summarizes your meetings 100% locally using AI that runs on your computer.

No accounts. No subscriptions. No data sharing. Ever.

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One-time $39
30-day guarantee
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Your Cloud Meeting Assistant Is
Recording Everything

Every word you say in meetings is sent to remote servers, analyzed, and stored indefinitely by companies you've never heard of.

Your Data Lives on Their Servers

Cloud services upload every recording to third-party servers where your sensitive business conversations are stored and analyzed. Even with "privacy" promises, you have no control over where your data goes.

Recurring Fees Forever

$10, $20, $30 per month adds up to thousands of dollars over your career. Cloud services force you into subscriptions that never end—pay every month or lose access to your own meeting notes.

Data Breaches Are Inevitable

Every month brings news of another data breach. When your meetings live in the cloud, they're one hack away from being leaked, sold, or used against you. It's not "if" but "when."

Your Meetings Train Their AI

Many cloud services use your conversations to improve their AI models. Your private discussions become training data for their products—shared with engineers and machine learning systems you never agreed to.

100% Local AI Meeting Assistant

Shmeetings runs entirely on your Mac. Your meetings never touch the cloud. Ever.

100% Private

Your conversations never leave your computer. No cloud uploads, no servers, no data mining. What happens in your meetings stays in your meetings.

Yours Forever

$39 one-time payment. No subscriptions, no upsells, no recurring fees. Pay once and use Shmeetings for life. Free updates included.

No Account Required

Download, install, and start transcribing. No sign-ups, no passwords, no email verification. Just open the app and go.

How It Works

Three steps. Zero cloud. Complete privacy.

1

Open Shmeetings

Launch the app and let it run in the background. It auto-detects when meetings start.

2

Have Your Meeting

Focus on the conversation. Shmeetings transcribes everything locally using Whisper AI.

3

Get Your Summary

AI generates key points and action items. Optionally auto-email yourself the notes.

Powerful Features

Auto Start/Stop

Detects when meetings begin and end. Set it and forget it.

Meeting Mode

Capture system audio + mic. Wear headphones and transcribe both sides of calls.

80+ Languages

Auto-detects and transcribes Spanish, French, German, Chinese, and more.

Auto Email

Get notes delivered to your inbox automatically after every meeting.

Smart Questions

Stuck in a meeting? AI suggests follow-up questions based on the conversation.

Drag & Drop Audio

Drop MP3, M4A, or WAV files to transcribe recordings, podcasts, or voice memos.

Custom AI Models

Use any GGUF model you want. Swap in different Whisper or Llama variants.

Custom Prompts

Tailor AI summaries to your workflow. Add context docs for smarter output.

Powered by Open-Source AI

Shmeetings uses OpenAI's Whisper for transcription and Meta's Llama for summaries—the same AI powering major companies, but running privately on your Mac.

No internet required. No data shared. Complete control.

Open source AI models: Whisper and Llama

Who Uses Shmeetings?

Professionals who value privacy and control over their data

Enterprise Teams

Companies that can't send sensitive discussions to third-party servers.

Legal & Healthcare

Professionals with strict confidentiality requirements and compliance needs.

Consultants & Freelancers

Independent professionals who want to own their data without subscriptions.

Remote Workers

Back-to-back Zoom calls with no time to take notes? Get AI summaries without sharing company data with cloud services.

Agencies & Studios

Client meetings contain sensitive strategy discussions that shouldn't leave your organization.

Privacy-Conscious Users

Anyone who doesn't want their conversations analyzed by big tech.

How Shmeetings Compares

Complete privacy without compromising on features

FeatureShmeetingsCloud
100% Offline Processing
Your Data Stays Private
One-Time Purchase$10-40/mo
No Account Required
Your Data Never Trains AI

Frequently Asked Questions

MacOS 11+ with 8GB RAM (16GB recommended), 3GB free space, Apple Silicon processor. Windows version coming soon.

Shmeetings uses OpenAI's Whisper model, which is highly accurate with clear audio. The AI summary doesn't need perfect transcription to extract key points and action items from your meetings.

Yes! Shmeetings works with any meeting platform—Zoom, Teams, Google Meet, WebEx, or even in-person meetings. It transcribes whatever audio your microphone picks up.

Pay $39 once and use Shmeetings forever. You get lifetime access, all features, free updates, and email support. No subscriptions, no recurring fees, no upsells.

We don't offer a free trial, but we do offer a 30-day money-back guarantee. If Shmeetings doesn't work for you, just email us for a full refund—no questions asked.

Currently Mac only (macOS 11+), but we're testing the Windows version now and will release it soon. Stay tuned!

Yes! Shmeetings uses OpenAI's Whisper (the same model powering many cloud services) and Meta's Llama for summaries. These are industry-leading AI models running privately on your Mac. For most meeting notes, local AI delivers excellent results without privacy tradeoffs.

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One Price. Forever.

Cloud meeting assistants cost thousands over time. Shmeetings is a one-time $39.

Cloud Assistants
$20/month

Average subscription cost

  • $240/year, $2,400 over 10 years
  • Your data on their servers
  • Subject to price increases
  • Lose access if you stop paying

Total cost over 3 years:

$720

Shmeetings ⭐
$39

One-time purchase. Forever.

  • Pay once, use forever
  • 100% offline & private
  • Works anywhere, no internet needed
  • Free updates for life
  • 30-day money-back guarantee
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Save $681 vs 3 years of subscriptions

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Try Shmeetings risk-free. If it's not for you, email us for a full refund—no questions asked.

Real talk: If you use a cloud meeting assistant for just 2 months, you've paid more than Shmeetings costs for a lifetime. Stop renting software you should own.

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